Wendi

Last updated October 28th 2026

Birthday incall event on November 8th! Come celebrate my birthday with me in style with fun discounts if you bring a gift or you could be the one lucky person to get the birthday overnight package! I NEVER work on my birthday, so come celebrate it with me as a rare treat for both of us! My incall is located in Westminster close to the 136th i25 exit.

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Hey! I'm a bit of a gremlin, but I can show you a good time! I'm neurospicy and have an infinite amount of hyper fixations. (Please send your thoughts and prayers to my bank account.) Meeting with me is like being a patron of the arts! I love to paint oil and acrylic paintings. I enjoy being creative!

I have been escorting for about five years! I took a break while I was pregnant last year. (So I'm a bit of a MILF lol.)

Character Sheet:

Hobbies:
- painting
- tarot
- Magic the Gathering
- archery
- gaming (mainly Balatro on my phone)

Personality type:
- extremely nerdy
- speaks honestly
- memes and weird references make up at least 25% of my communication skills
- aggressively independent
- goofy, zoomer ass humor
- loves 3 hour long lore videos on media I have never seen
- stoner
- obsessed with K-Pop Demon Hunters, please send help.
- caring MILF
- colorful and creative
- loves pets (has two cats)

My sexy side:
- aggressively horny about women
- loves hentai and comics
- likes being used, but also likes taking a gentle control
- size doesn't matter with swords, it's the skill of the blade that matters
- very kinky

Style
- I enjoy wearing fun colors and makeup
- I like winged eyeliner
- lots of leggings and colorful bike shorts
- lots of flowers
- fun and silly earrings (my favorite is a set of rubber ducks wearing sunglasses.

Specialties:
- Greek
- GFE
- Dates/outings
- Kissing dfk and lfk
- Mutual Masturbation
- Slower build up or pacing
- Meets with couples (I love the ladies hehe)
- Toy show (vibrators, dildos, butt plugs etc.)
- I have a remote control vibrator toy for dinner dates as an option
- Light bdsm (though I am open to discussing more extreme play)
- Very fetish friendly I am likely more freaky than you
- Pegging/prostate play, and more! I even offer nude house cleaning! Cleaning is a bit of a hyper fixation for me lol XD

Stats:
- Strength: 5
- Perception: 2
- Endurance: 7
- Charisma: 6
- Intelligence: no
- Luck: 7

Feel free to shoot me a message to ask questions! Please keep it polite and not super graphic! No nudes either please! Though you can find mine on my free OnlyFans or my PornHub page~

Please do not book meets over OnlyFans. I have a phone number for a reason! :)