Faye Farris

Hi, I’m Faye!

If you look up the expression ‘pocket rocket’ in the dictionary, you’ll be greeted by a big picture of my face. This 5ft 3 femme fatale is at your service. Think Princess Diana in the streets, Courtney Love in the sheets.

I adore meeting new people and hearing from different perspectives. Conversation is what I do best (well…. maybe second best) and so you can guarantee that small talk about London weather is off the table, when you’re with me. However, if you’re more the strong, silent type then fear not! I’m equally more than happy to keep the chat to a minimum and let my natural, D cup breasts do the talking instead.

Got an evening free? Let’s get to know each other over dinner and drinks, followed by the most moreish dessert you’ve ever tasted. Insanely busy? Then pencil me in for a few hours between meetings, and I’ll make sure you head back to the office with a devilish grin on your face. Want a more extended escape from reality? Let’s jet off somewhere wonderful, for a debauched weekend you’ll wish would never end.

If any of the above sounds appealing, then feel free to reach out to me, and find out why those who date blondes, have more fun…


Please note, I don’t answer calls from numbers that aren’t saved as contacts already, so I kindly ask that you make initial contact via text, WhatsApp or email. Thanks!